Seniors Club       

The Club House

   The Bridge Club

Marge O'Grady 795-9403,

Liz Graham 798-9413

The Bridge Club meets Mondays at

12:00-4:00PM at the Wellington

Community Center, Lakevie Westroom

The Computer Club

Paul Lurix 795-0446

The club meets on the 4th Tuesday of the

month at 1:00PM-4:00PM, at the

Wellington Community Center, Lakeview

North room.

Singles Supper Club

Joan Kahler 798-9052

Seniors without partners meet at a

different restaurant each week for

dinner, conversation and a few laughs.

We really have a great time and we invite

you to join in the fun of food and

friendship

The Wellington Quilters

Marietta Bowie 795-3207

The Wellington Quilters will meet on

Thursdays at 9:30am-12:00noon at The

Wellington Community Center, Card

room

  Duplicate Bridge

Jim Kinard 753-5982

Every Tuesday and Thursday, join us at

12:30PM-4:00PM, for ACBL Sanctioned

Duplicate Bridge at the Wellington C

ommunity Center, Greenview room

On-Stage

Sunny Meyer 793-3743

The Wellington Seniors Theatrical

Company will be taking a vacation this year but

we'll be back for next season.

Canasta and Mah Jongg

Bea Weinstein 790-1644

The Canasta Club meets Mondays at

12:00noon-4:00PM, at the Wellington

Community Center, Lakeview North.The

Mah Jongg Club meets on Tuesdays at

12:00noon at the Wellington Community

Double Trouble 

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar

and asks if he could buy him a drink.  “Why, of

course,” comes the reply. The first man then asks,

“Where are you from?” “I'm from Ireland,” replies

the second man. The first man responds, “You don't

say. I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round

to Ireland.” “Of course,” says the second. Curious,

the first asks: “Where in Ireland?” “Dublin,”

comes the reply. “I can't believe it. Me too! Lets

have another round of drinks to Dublin."Of

course.” The second man can't help himself so he

asks, “What school did you attend?” “Saint

Mary's,” replies the first man. “I graduated in '62.”

“This is becoming unbelievable!”  They say in

union. About that time, in comes one of the regulars

and sits down at the bar. “What's up?” he asks the

bartender. “Nothing much,” replied the bartender.

“The O'Malley twins are at it again!”

Father Murphy

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and

says to the first man he meets," Do you want to go

to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The

priest said, "Then stand over there against the

wall."

Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you

want to go to heaven?" Certainly, Father," was the

man's reply. "Then stand over there against the

wall," said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked

up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to

heaven? O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father. The

priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell

me that when you die you don't want to go to

heaven?"

O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you

were getting a group together to go right now."

Tis The Lilt Of Irish Laughter 

A big Texan Fellah is walking down the main street of

Ballinclashett and encounters Liam standing on the

pavement beside a big strong horse. This prompts the

Texan to attempt to realize a lifelong dream and he

says to Liam, “Say Boy, that's a fine-lookin horse you

got there, and I'd like to tour this beautiful country on

horseback so's I can see the sights and hear the

sounds of the countryside like they did in the old days.

I'll buy that horse off of ya, how much ya want.”  Liam

says, “O sure and you don't want to be messin with this

horse he don't look too good these days.” “Hey, Boy,”

says the Texan, “Don't you try to tell me what's a good

lookin' horse an what isn't. I been tradin' horses all my

life long and there ain't nothin a young country boy like

you can tell me about em. Now you jes name yer price

and we'll get along fine.” “I'm sayin' to ye that this

horse is not a good lookin’ horse mister and ye don't

want any part of 'im,” says Liam. The Texan is getting

angry now. “Listen up Boy,” he says, “you leave me

be the judge of what's good lookin and what's not and

jes give me the price and I'll pay cash right here and

now.” “Oh well,” says Liam, “$2,000.00US.” “Deal”,

says the Texan and he hands over the money. Liam

unties the horse and the Texan leads him off. The

horse walks smack into the first lamp post in the way,

and the Texan turns to Liam and says, “Hey, Boy, you

a darn swindler, you didn' tell me this here horse was

blind!” “I keep tellin' you he don't look too good,”

says Liam, “and you kept saying that's none of my

business, so in the end I gave up.”

A Motorcycle Built For Two

It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride

on a brisk autumn day.  After a wee bit, Paddy who was

sitt’n  behind Seamus on the bike began to holler,

“Seamus... Seamus...the wind is cut’n me chest out!” 

“Well, Paddy my lad, said Seamus, why don’t you take

your jacket off and turn it from front to back...that'll

block the wind for you.” So Paddy took Seamus’

advice and turned his jacket from front to back and got

back on the bike and the two of them were off down the

road again.  After a bit, Seamus turned to talk to

Paddy and was horrified to see that Paddy was not

there.  Seamus immediately turned the bike around

and retraced their route.  When after a short time he

came to a turn and saw a bunch of farmer standing

around Paddy who was sitting on the ground.“Thanks

to heaven, is he alright?”  Seamus hailed to the

farmers. “Well, said one of the farmers, he was alright

when we found him here, but since we turned his head

back to front, he hasn’t moved or said a word since!”

The Last Word

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his

Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says,

"So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?" She says,

"Oh Father, I've got terrible news. My husband

passed away last night." The priest says, "Oh Mary,

that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last

requests?" She says, "That he did, Father." The

priest says, "What did he ask, Mary? " She says, "He

said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun…”